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Hot Thighs, Classic Lit: Readers Respond

"Thighs ARE meatier. And they get hot when they rub together. Is Nebraskan corn whiskey the same as Wedding Whiskey and Red Eye? Maybe I should have some too. I can't even remember Xanadu. All I can remember is Olivia Newton John in her "Let's Get Physical" gear. Leg warmers, if put high enough, could help with meaty thighs." - Wicked Wendy

Guys CAN talk classic lit. Want proof?

My last post stated: "When I bury my nose in a book, more often than not it is classic literature: Sherlock Holmes, Robin Hood, Tales of 'O Henry. Recently, I have immersed myself in one literary master's (who wrote ca. 1800 and who's character development is second to none) works ... who inspired the phrases "rapturous delight" and "suffered the offense with ..." Can you name that author?

Jon in Jacksonville, who rubs his wife's back during Jacksonville Jaguar games until she falls asleep AND, just to lay it on thick, tidies up around the house ... replied: “rapturous delight” and “suffered the offense with …” Jane Austen??

I answered: Bingo. Easy one, huh?

Jon: I was a rock in English lit ... Meaning I didn't do very well ... I watched some of the Jane Austen novels on PBS with my wife.

My reply: Only his love for his wife surpassed his fascination with all things masculine. She was ever in his heart - filling it equally with rememberances as with new engagements ... and nothing, save for his tidiness on the domestic scene, demonstrated his passion for her more than giving her back rubs while the Jags played out their weekly drama for 3 hours on Sunday afternoons.

Jon: I have to shut my office door because I'm laughing too hard. People are starting to stare.

Thus ended the manly Jane Austen banter ...

Discovering Your Thirst Pain

Every artist has a muse. Dave’s was dead poultry – brought to life by a Weber grill, a 400-degree flame, a commercial-grade spatula and a little Springsteen in the background (sometimes the “Xanadu” soundtrack if the guys weren’t around). Almost every weekend ... FULL STORY

The REAL Story:

• You CAN'T be Serious!
  The real "pitcher incident" occurred during Superbowl XLI: Bears vs. Colts. While I was munching on a bowl of Doritos, the pitcher made its initial rounds, and the pitcher-barer (who's identity I cannot reveal) actually fell asleep ... DURING the game! I held my tongue and did not to question his manhood.
  
• Shawn: Fact or Fiction
  Shawn Hammes is flesh and blood, the real deal. His big screen TV did actually break down. He, alone (perhaps), read the infamous "water book" and could NOT shut up about it. In addition to reading, Shawn cops to liking the movie "The Breakfast Club" (an undeniable chick flick), the Minnesota Vikings and long weekends.


• This Week's Theme Song
  If you need music to accompany your to-die-for hot wings,CLICK HERE. Note the chick magnet 60s duds and doos.
  
• I'll Take Classic Lit for $600, Alex
  When I bury my nose in a book, more often than not it is classic literature: Sherlock Holmes, Robin Hood, Tales of 'O Henry. Recently, I have immersed myself in one literary master's (who wrote ca. 1800 and who's character development is second to none) works ... who inspired the phrases "rapturous delight" and "suffered the offense with ..." Can you name that author?
  
• Hot Thighs Recipe
  My recipe ... admittedly not as good as Dave's (I don't know the secret sauce)
  1 - fire up grill to 400 degrees
  2 - skin thighs and place face down in a canola oil-greased cookie sheet
  3 - put thighs face down on grill for 7 - 10 min., then flip for 20 minutes
  4 - saturate thighs with hot wing sauce (any brand will do)
  5 - cook for 5 minutes, then serve with celery sticks & ranch dressing
  NOTE: serve with Corona beer, Fat Tire Amber Ale or Long Island Iced Tea
  
• Hot Thigh Recipe 2
  1 - slice meat off bone and drizzle with MORE hot wing sauce
  2 - steam rice with cilantro in a rice cooker (2 cups water, 1 cup rice)
  3 - dice green onions and celery
  4 - mix 1 tablespoon of butter in with each bowl you serve
  5 - top with celery, onions and thigh meat
  YUM, YUM! Serve with Corona beer, Fat Tire Amber Ale or Long Island Iced Tea


• Hot Thigh Recipe 3
  1 - put equal portions of cilantro rice, hot thigh meat and black beans in a burrito-sized tortilla.
  2 - add diced green onions, celery and cheese (of your choice)
  3 - drizzle with green salsa and lime juice
  4 - serve with Corona beer, Fat Tire Amber Ale or Long Island Iced Tea
  
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Dr. F.E. Minist Chimes In

"I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!" ~Author Unknown.

As great as this country and its people are, we need to face the fact that sometimes American's have it wrong. A huge portion of us - women and men -are caught up in the idea that we have to and can do everything. We work our 40+ hours per week (often working through lunches and into the evening). We attend all our kids activities. We volunteer. We are there for families and friends. We work out and, quite frankly, we are exhausted.

Our attempts to do "everything" has serious side effects - obesity, antidepressants now the #1 US prescription drug, increased TV viewing ... and, perhaps most troubling, each technological breakthrough minimizes the need for verbal communication. Yet, so many of us are "fine." Guess what? Fine isn't good enough. Go home, turn your TV off, play with your child outside, eat ice cream and actually work to be happy!

- Dr. F.E. Minist, Women's Studies Expert
- PHOTO by JuLee Brand

How Ya' Do-in': Readers Respond

"My hound has a major sweet tooth, too; if something "sweet" spills on the floor, he is right there. I could throw a raw steak down and he might glance at it as he snarfs the sweet stuff ... I would like to be Giana today. Do you have a magic wand? Zap me!"
- FazeHer, the 24-Hour Arizona Surprise


"LOVED the part about eating a Weight Watchers lunch with chopsticks."
- Chi-Town Cuppajo



"Inspired, yesterday I made myself a PB&J sandwich. Someone at work today asked, "How are you doing?" "Great!" I replied ... and meant it."
- Jon in Jacksonville

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How Ya' DO-in' ... Really?

It’s the stuff of fortune cookies, a nickel’s worth of psychiatric help and any noteworthy call to war: seizing the day. When’s the last time you did?

Been a while for me, but I remember what it looks like, thanks to Tuffy, a Boston Terrier with vision.

My landlord and I walked in on his creation one day ... FULL STORY

The Real Story:

• Playing Sock with a Boston Terrier
  Tuffy would clamp on to one end of a tube sock, and I would lift him off the ground by the other. THEN - suspended in the air - he would violently shake his head. Boston Terriers are often referred to as the "American Gentlemen" of dogs due to their pleasant personalities. I can't argue that. Tuffy loved to play sock, eat table scraps and snuggle up next to you on the couch for an ear scratch. I loved that dog.
  
• The Sugar Canister Incident
  Really happened. I ran down to the basement for an unrestrained chuckle, while my landlord screamed in anger and performed a room-to-room Tuffy hunt. When she found him shaking under the bed, she gave a spirited lecture (including a finger wagging) about his misdeeds and the sanctity of the kitchen.
  
• Who's that Girl .... Gianna?
  I have been sworn to secrecy. However, beware those who claim to have attained perfection.
  
• Shenanigan Reality Check: True or False
  Taco Bell - true. Camera borrowing - true. Fortune cookie routine - true (NOTE: fortune cookies are a recurring theme ... click here). However, these antics cannot be attributed solely to one person.
  
• How Ya' DO-in .... REALLY
  This story originally featured Granby, CO llama-owner Gretchen Reynolds, the inspiration behind the famous "bedsheets" column. Gretchen just smoked me this past week in fantasy football ... GRRRR. Gretchen is "marvelous" every day, except the day her McDonald's double cheeseburger lunch was late in arriving. In this article, I decided to focus on Gianna, Miss "Perfect", instead of Miss "Marvelous."
  
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Wicked Wendy Chimes In

"My house is messy enough to live in and clean enough to be healthy. That's good enough for me but not for my husband. He thinks he does a great job of cleaning but he just straightens. For the deep down clean...I avoid ulcers by hiring a maid. Life's too short."
- "Wicked" Wendy Crocker Bailey



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