Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Reunion Diet: The Rest of the Story


For the Record: The original title is "The High School Reunion Diet"


How do you follow up a story about Chad Reisenauer ... Dr. Phil's Next Project. Can't be done. All we can do is move on. Chad's story: http://www.skyhidailynews.com/article/20080721/COLUMNISTS/772911317/1069


  • Stick Girl is my good friend Mary Klecker. She did, indeed, make the now famous "Half-Donut" announcement at an employee meeting



  • Hypo is based on a character described by Annette Olson, Miss ND 2007. The Boy in the Bubble bit was an embellishment; More about Annette: http://www.capitalelec.com/News/member_profiles/Miss_North_Dakota_competes_for_Miss_America.html
  • INFAMOUS THERMOMETER STORY: http://www.skyhidailynews.com/article/20080408/COLUMNISTS/797020639&parentprofile=search


  • Bad Toupee is no one in particular, but it reminded me of the Minot, ND milkman who grew 1.5 feet of hair on the back of his head, then swirled it around on top to cover his bald spot. On windy days it flopped around like a pancake on hinges


  • There is no Judy, although my wife Missy did lose her lunch once and later discovered that her co-worker ate it. The guilty claimed, "Oh, I thought it was my lunch."


  • Readers with allergies: don't worry, the anchovie allergic reaction thing never happened

THIS WEEK's COLUMN - The High School Reunion Diet: http://www.skyhidailynews.com/article/20080729/COLUMNISTS/407214678/1069



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