The Manly Man's Diet Plan

New game show idea:
"Home Remedy Survivor." Viewers can play along at home, like I did as a kid. My father, concoctor of the vilest elixirs ever manufactured without a Hazmat suit, would, of course, be the host. A man of the cloth by trade, I am living proof that he missed his true calling ... FULL STORY

The REAL Story:

• The Wonders of Revlon Lipstick
  Bismarck, ND reader Michael Bain shared this "home remedy" ... one his mother was prescribed (by his grandmother) after visiting the dentist.
  
• The Manly Man's Diet Plan
  No yellow journalism in this column. I just dipped below 170 pounds for the first time in ... like ... forever. Dunno why, but when channel surfing, I frequently catch a few minutes of diet shows. My favorite: Paul McKenna's "I Can Make You Thin."
  
• Punishing a Wad of Chewing Gum.
  I highly recommend Orbit Maui Melon Mint.
  
• A Little Music with that Column?
  CLICK HERE for this week's theme song.
  

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